We interrupt our normal Eskie programming for an important bulletin: Cats Have Lips.
How do I know? Because they require Chapstick.
I can see the doubt and disbelief on your face but I can assure you that it must be true.
If you come to my house and accidentally drop your Chapstick or leave it on a flat surface (doesn't matter what size the area is because apparently cats can fit into places that are ten times smaller than they are) Benson (The Cat) will claim it and hide it from you and the Eskies.
Well, to be exact he will play hockey with it -- batting it at land speeds heretofore never achieved indoors. Wood and tile are best but he reaches respectable speeds on carpet too -- with the exception of the speed bump created by the missing carpet (http://eskiepades.blogspot.com/2008/08/mystery-of-missing-carpet.html).
I suppose I could be mistaken about Cats having lips and it's more of a case that they just like torpedo shaped objects for their aerodynamic properties. But I still think investment in a nanny-cam would be worth it if we catch the cat getting the lid off the Chapstick and better yet getting that lid back on. You see The Cat knows the Eskies will steal the Chapstick and eat it if they catch wind of it.
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Besides a fetish for chaptstick and racing to the sink whenever the water is turned on as to not miss a single drop of water....do I have the ONLY cat that SCREAMS "HELLO" in the middle of the night over and over and over? Benson needs a friend!
Oh lordy you two...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://catswithlips.blogspot.com/
yikes!
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